AnimalsJokes Two Women That Are Dog Owners Are Arguing. This Will Blow Your Mind. Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter…. First Woman : “My dos is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : “I know…” First Woman : “How?” Second Woman : “My dog told me. See more Previous joke The Old Man Lost Control Of His Vintage Motorcycle. Next joke A Father Who Left 17 Camels As An Asset.