JokesMarriage Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen, Were Sitting In A Sauna. This Is Hilarious. 46.9k Views Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna: Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. “That was my pager.” She said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.” A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained. “That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.” The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said… “Well, will you look at that…I’m getting a fax!” See more Previous joke Morris Drove His Brand-New Corvette Convertible Out Of The Dealership. Next joke A Baby Turtle Was Standing At The Bottom Of A Tree.