AnimalsJokes A Vain Lion Thinking Why The Other Animals Were Not As Beautiful As He. This Is Epic. 2.8k Views A vain lion wanted to find out why the other animals were not as beautiful as he. First he asked a giraffe. The giraffe did not know. Next, the lion asked a bear. The bear had no answer. Then the lion asked a hippopotamus and again got no answer. Finally, the lion met a mouse. He asked the mouse, “Tell me, why aren’t you as big, as strong, and as beautiful as I am?” The mouse looked up at the lion and said, “Well, I have been sick.” See more Previous joke A Lion Was Getting Married. Next joke A Couple Were Christmas Shopping.