At a welcome seminar at a senior assisted living facility…
The manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:
“The female sleeping quarters will be off-limits for all males, and likewise the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time”.
“Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?”
At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd inquired…
“How much for a season pass?
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