A wife asks her husband,
“Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
“No” said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a silky bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty-dollar bill.
He took the crumpled twenty-dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him
“Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?”
“Uh… no, I haven’t” he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her panties… and pulled out a crumpled fifty-dollar bill.
He took the crumpled fifty-dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
Then she said
“Have you ever seen $75,000 dollars all crumpled up?”
“No!” he said… trying hard now to hide his anticipation.
“Might want to check the garage”.
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