JokesMarriage A Wife Got So Mad At Her Husband. What Follows Next Is Really Funny. A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.” He turned around and said, “So, you want me to stay?” See more Previous joke A Dog And A Cat Were Having An Argument. Next joke Little Johnny Was Going To His Father’s House.