JokesMarriage A Wife Sent A Message To Her Husband.. This Is Epic. A wife sent a message to her husband.. “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.” Husband: Who is Priscilla? Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure you read my message. Husband: But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about? Wife: Where are you?? Husband: Near the vegetable market. Wife: Wait I’m coming there right now… After 10 minutes she texts her husband, “Where are you?” Husband: I’m at the office. Now that you are at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need. See more Previous joke A Grandfather Is Hanging Out With His Grandson. Next joke A Father Waits For Little Johnny.