JokesMarriage Wife Sends A Text Message On A Really Cold Winter. This Is Funny. Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open. Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it and tap the edges first with your hand, if that doesn’t work, then gently with a hammer.” 15 minutes later, the wife texts back: “Oh no, I think the laptop is now totally gone.” See more Previous joke A Man’s Wife Doesn’t Come Home. Next joke An Ant Is Walking Down The Road.