Wife tells her husband of 30 years about a dream she had.
I dreamt they were auctioning off d**s.
The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.
Husband asks: How about the ones like mine?
Wife replies,Those they gave away.
Husband then tells the wife about HIS dream.
I had a dream too, I dreamt they were auctioning off p****s.
The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand.
The wife asks, And how much for the ones like mine?
Husband says: That’s where they held the auction.
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