AnimalsJokes A Woman Arrives In The Kitchen. This Will Make You Go ROFL. A woman arrives in the kitchen and sees her husband with a fly swatter and says “What are you doing?” He replies: “I’m chasing the flies…” She asks “Did you kill them?” He says “As a matter of fact, yes, 3 males, 2 females” Intrigued, she asks him: “How do you make the difference between females and males?” He answers: “3 were on the beer can, 2 on the phone.” See more Previous joke An Old Man Is Walking Down The Street. Next joke Three Turtles, Joe, Steve, And Poncho, Decide To Go On A Picnic.