JokesMarriage A Woman, Frustrated That Her Husband Late Coming Home. This Is Hilarious. A woman, frustrated that her husband was late coming home from golf yet again, decided to leave a note that read, “I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.” She then hid under the bed to watch his reaction. Soon after, her husband came home. She could hear him moving around the kitchen before he made his way into the bedroom. She watched as he walked over to the dresser, picked up the note, and read it. After a moment, he scribbled something on the note, then picked up the phone and called someone. “She’s finally gone. Yeah, it’s about time. I’m on my way. Wear that dress I love. Can’t wait to see you.” He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left. As she heard the car drive away, she crawled out from under the bed, furious and heartbroken. With trembling hands, she picked up the note to see what he had written. “I can see your feet. We’re out of bread; be back in five minutes.” See more Previous joke A Cop Pulls Over A 90-Year-Old Woman. Next joke A Teacher Asks Little Johnny If He Knows His Numbers.