ElderlyJokes A Woman In A Supermarket Is Following A Grandfather. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things. The grandpa is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long . . . easy boy.” Another outburst and she hears the grandpa calmly say: “It’s okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there, boy.” At the check out the little horror is throwing items out of the buggy. Grandpa says again in a controlled voice: “William, William, relax buddy, don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes, stay cool William.” Very impressed, she goes outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She says: “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa.” “Thanks,” says the grandpa. “But I am William. The little boy’s name is Kevin.” See more Previous joke Paddy Saw An Elderly Woman Drop Her Purse. Next joke A Woman Drove To The Local Grocery Store.