A man dies, and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and starts talking to them.
“You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money.”
“You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money.”
Then she whispers,
“You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes.”
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