AnimalsJokes A Woman Walked Into The Kitchen. This Is Gold. A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting flies,” He responded. “Oh, killing any?” She asked. “Yep, three males, two females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell? He responded, “Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone.” See more Previous joke Johnny Brought Home His History Test. Next joke A Lady Was Very Concerned About Her Missing Parrot.