So, there’s this yellow toad wandering around in the forest…
Kind of pissed off because he doesn’t want to be yellow.
Life would be easier if he was brown or green like the other toads.
He’d sure be less visible to predators for one thing.
Anyway… this yellow toad bumps into a Fairy Godmother, like you, do, and he begs her;
“Fairy Godmother please make me green like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and such.”
The Fairy Godmother whips out her magic wand and says “Abracapokus! You’re green.”
The toad looks down and sees that he is green except for his package, which is still yellow.
He says to the Fairy Godmother
“Wait a minute; my meat & two vegs are still yellow.”
To this, the Fairy Godmother said, “I don’t do w!llies, go and see the Wizard Of Oz for that.
The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.
There also happens to be a purple bear wandering around in the very same forest, must be one of the enchanted forests and he encounters the very same Fairy Godmother.
He implores her;
“Fairy Godmother, please make me brown like the other bears. None of the lady bears wants to be seen with me on account of the hunters can spot me from a mile off.”
She is a nice Fairy Godmother, takes out her magic wand and says, “You’re brown.”
The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the exception of the old twig and berries, they remain purple.
He says, “What about my wedding tackle, they’re still purple!
She says, “I don’t do genitals, you will have to see the Wizard of Oz for that.”
To this, the bear replies, “Well that’s just dandy but how do I find the Wizard of Oz?”
The Fairy Godmother answers;
“That’s easy, just follow the yellow prick toad.”
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