JokesMarriage A Young Couple Before And After Marriage. This Is Truly Hilarious. A young couple before and after marriage BEFORE MARRIAGE: Man – Oh yes, i can’t wait! Woman – Will you ever leave me? Man – No, don’t even think about it. Woman – Do you love me? Man – Of course. Woman – Have you ever cheated on me? Man – No! How could you think that i would do something like that? Woman – Will you kiss me? Man – Every time i get the chance. Woman – Will you beat me? Man – Are you insane, i ‘m not that type of a person… Woman – Can i trust you? Man – Yes. Woman – Oh dear… AFTER MARRIAGE: Just read “BEFORE MARRIAGE” from the bottom to the top. See more Previous joke Two Flies Sit On A Pile Of P000p. Next joke A Policeman Caught A Mischievous Boy.