JokesMarriage A Young Lady Settled Down In Her Local Train Seat. This Is Hilarious. After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her, pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice. “Hi Sweetheart, its john, I’m on the Train” “Yes, I know it’s Six thirty and not four thirty, but I had A Long Meeting” “No, honey, I was not with Cathy from the Accounts Office, I was with the Boss attending the meeting” “No Sweetheart, You’re the only one in My life” “Yes, I’m sure dear”. Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the Young Woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, “John darling, hang up the phone and come back to bed.” That was the last time john used his cell phone in Public See more Previous joke Little Johnny’s Friend Gets His Comeuppance. Next joke Three Old Ladies Were Sitting At The Dinner Table.