A Young Man Enters A Bar With An Elderly Woman.

This Will Make Laugh Silly.

A young man enters a bar with an elderly woman with a phone attatched to her eye.

He goes to the bartender and orders his drink, and sits down with the elderly woman.

The bar tender notices that whenever the young man starts looking at another girl the older woman slaps him across the face, and the bar tender assumes she is an overprotective mother.

This carries on for a while and the bartender eventually decides to tell her to stop.

“Excuse me ma’am, i would appreciate it if you did not hit your son”

“He is NOT my son! He is my husband!”

The young man notices the quizzical look on the bartenders face and explains

“I am actually much older than i look. A few days ago, i found a Genie who offered me two wishes. Being an elderly man, my first wish was to look and act much younger.”

The bartender says “Wow, that’s incredible, you don’t look a day over 25! So why does your wife have a phone attatched to her eye?”

“Well, since I had wished to look and act much younger, I had a sudden urge to go on the internet, but I had no phone or internet connection. My second wish was to have a mobile phone with permanent wife-eye connection!”