JokesMarriage A Lady Was Reading A Newspaper. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 35.3k Views A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified advert here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.” “Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, she said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket too?” “Absolutely not,” he said quietly. “How sweet,” Sarah said. “Now tell me why not.” “The season is more than half over.” See more Previous joke A Country Doctor Went Way Out To Deliver A Baby. Next joke A Young Man Strips Down Naked At A Beach.