ElderlyJokes An Elderly Man Drove His Rolls-Royce. This Is Truly Hilarious. 17.4k Views An Elderly Man Drove His Rolls-Royce To A Downtown NY City Bank. Before going to Europe on business, an elderly man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer was quite taken aback and requested collateral. “Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce,” the old man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank’s underground parking for safekeeping and gave him $5,000. Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank’s doors and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. The loan officer checked the records and told him, “That will be $5,000 in principal and $15.40 in interest.” The man wrote out a check, thanked the loan officer, and started to walk away. “Wait for sir,” the loan officer said, “while you were gone, I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow?” The old man smiled. “Where else could I securely park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?” See more Previous joke A Young Man Strips Down Naked At A Beach. Next joke A Cows Was Completely Cross-Eyed.