JokesMarriage A Dad Asks Questions To His Son Johnny. His Answer Always Blow Your Mind. 4k Views Dad: who do u like more, mum or dad? Little Johnny: both Dad: Okay, if I go to London and your mum goes to Canada, where will you go? Little Johnny: Canada Dad: That shows you love your mum more? Little Johnny: No, it shows I love Canada more than London Dad: Okay, if I go to Canada your mum goes to London, where will you go? Little Johnny: London Dad: Replied angrily, why? Little Johnny: why the anger, I chose London because I have been to Canada before Dad: When did you go to London? Little Johnny: During the first question See more Previous joke A Man Returns Home A Day Early. Next joke Three Old Ladies Were Sitting On A Park.