ElderlyJokes A Furniture Dealer Decided To Expand The Line Of Furniture. This Is Funny. 1.8k Views Murphy, an elderly furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to Expand the Line of Furniture, he has in his store, So he decided to go to Paris, to see what he could find..??? Now Murphy, after walking around Paris for nearly an hour, decides to rest his weary legs, in a local Bistro. Before long, a very beautiful, fit young Girl came to his table and asked him something in French (which Murphy could not understand), So he motioned to the Vacant Chair and invited her to sit down. He tried to Speak to her in English, but she did Not Speak his Language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, He took a Table Napkin, and drew a Picture of a Wine Glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a Glass of Wine for her. After sitting together at the Table for a while, He took another Napkin and drew a Picture of a Plate with Food on it, and she nodded. They left the Bistro and found a quiet Cafe, that featured a small group playing Romantic Music. They ordered Dinner, after which he took another Napkin and drew a Picture of a Couple Dancing. She nodded, and they got up to Dance. They Danced until the Cafe Closed and the Band packed up. Back at their Table, the young lady took a Napkin and Drew a Picture of a Four-Poster Bed. To this day, and to his amazement. Murphy has no idea how she figured out..?!?!? He was in, the “Furniture Business” See more Previous joke Three Old Ladies Were Sitting On A Park. Next joke Paddy Hates His Wife's Cat So Much.