AnimalsJokes A Dog Walks Into A Pub. This Is SuperFunny. A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat. He says to the barman, ‘Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please’. The barman says, ‘Wow, that’s amazing! You should join the circus!’ The dog replies, ‘Why? Do they need electricians?’ See more Previous joke A Man Is Trying To Sell His Dog. Next joke An Elderly Man, 82, Just Returned From The Doctor’s.