Little Susie Complained Her Mother That She Had Stomach Ache.

Little Susie, a six year old , complained:

“Mother, I’ve got a stomach ache.”

“That’s because our stomach is empty”, the mother replied.

“You would feel better if you had something in it.”

That afternoon her daddy came complaining that he had a severe headache all day.

Susie perked up:

” That’s because it’s empty”, she said.

“You’d feel better if you had something in it.”